sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

trueni:

[forgets word in foreign language] [substitutes english word but with an accent]

nflstreet:

Dad: fuck you weeb
Me: nani the kuso did ore do

toosenbo:

today this boy in my art class was talking about hot actresses and this girl was like “you wanna see hot? ill show you hot” and she pulled out a picture of sasuke