you’ve heard of guitar hero now get ready for
ukulele villain
robot:i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist:oh... well. i. love is-
robot:ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
reasons why you should kiss this sign
aries:they REALLY go for it
taurus:they kno wassup
gemini:just do urself a favor PLZ
cancer:SO GENTLE OH GOD THEY TASTE LIKE HOW TEARS FEEL RUNNING DOWN UR FACE
leo:its like their confidence lingers in ur mouth and you'll feel like a fucking star
virgo:they aim to please and ace it yo
libra:gr8 lips 10/10
scorpio:don't need one, they'll lure u like the sirens they are
sagittarius:you can feel their smile
capricorn:your heart will slow down while theirs races
aquarius:almost shouldn't because it'll feel too right
pisces:you get to taste the cloud 9 that they dream of
most to least likely to become a porn star
1. Scorpio
2. Leo
3. Gemini
4. Sagittarius
5. Aquarius
6. Libra
7. Cancer
8. Aries
9. Taurus
10. Pisces
11. Capricorn
12. Virgo